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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . . Actually it was last week I got the gift that keeps on giving-- a good old fashioned stomach virus. It's making its way through the FARMStrong Fam at the moment. No fun. I think I've captured what I think you will identify with as a "universal experience" with the lines below. Be Warned-- graphically explicit lyrics ahead. You're certain you might be a poet when you are awakened by an obsessive like compulsion at 1:47 in the morning to verse about what happened two nights ago around the same time. . . . . when the silent alarm sounded in the pit of stomach hell raising the terror alert 2 colors of pale messaging the inevitability of a complete evacuation of the cavity only you decide to lay there 8 more minutes or however long your brain can manage to lie to your bowels all the while the signs are growing (though the heart may be deceived noone fools the guts) like a headline ripped from guantanamo bay gastro-intestinal terrorists set off explosions and prepare to seal off the exits Last in-- first out chunks blow liquids flow and the long dead prison guards are the last to go bitter bile of a digestive riot The Fear is totalizing liquefying logs Run! making everything else Jump! defying gravity That's the scene bowing before the porcelain throne heaving ejaculations of everything you never wanted to taste again wave on wave wondering how long before you can send in a S.W.A.T. (suppository with anti-terrorism tactics) Team posted by John David Walt | at 12/26/2006 09:25:00 PM
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4 Comments:
holy sh...well, i guess in actuality it would be unholy from the sounds of things. Nicely done. By the way, I happen to know from experience (or experiences traced to my less than pristine youth) that if hurling is expected, Honeycomb cereal is the best re-tasting thing ever made.
john david whistles beef.... yummy.
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Only you could extract poetry from vomiting. Oddly, yet, nicely done.
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